While cruising through WalMart, I had an interesting time. The following were thoughts I had during my shopping adventure:
Why is that woman throwing carrots?
I always see people my age at WalMart, but NEVER see them anywhere else. Where do the young people hide in this town?
If you use spray butter, I’m not sure I can trust you.
This place would make a killing if they sold liquor.
That baby is adorable.
WalMart transforms according to the time of day. Never ever come at night again.
No wonder there’s a whole website dedicated to this place.
People are crazy.
I just gave in to the Americone Dream.
They just opened a new line just for me. This must be a sign of the apocalypse.
Happy Monday, everyone! Big week? If they include a trip to Walmart, you should record your thoughts too! Trust me, they’ll be amusing.