The following are things heard from kindergartners and my husband.
Kindergartner: Mrs. Bierman, I love you. I would love you even if I was dead.
Me: Wow. That’s quite a commitment! Thank you; I love you too.
One Saturday morning-
Josh to Miller: Pup, you can’t just chew your problems away!
Talking about our excitement to see Taken 2:
JRB: He’s going to kill SOOO many Albanians, and it’s going to be AWESOME.
In the classroom to another student:
Kindergartner 1: It’s my turn to talk! You’ve been talking your whole life!
At Chick-Fil-A eating a chicken, egg, and cheese bagel:
JRB: I love eating these because it’s like I’m getting the mom and the baby.
Me: Wait, what?!
JRB: Chicken = mom. Egg = baby
Happy Tuesday, folks!